"Professor Dr. Clovis on a magnificent trip to Rio, Brazil. A very sophisticated city when it comes to fruit-based sports, where I created the new sensation of the moment, pineapple bench pressing. I also played beach volleyball with a nocturnal watermelon, a fruit that grows at the bottom of the ocean only at night. I was also able to marvel at the wonders of this beautiful city, filled with women with desirable bodily attributes, a true harem for a top tier gentleman like me, and I was gifted a beautiful breaded macaw by a beach vendor. I also met BOPE, the special police force, who taught me"
