"Professor Dr. Clovis on his trip to Hawaii, where I studied the phenomenon of the cocks and chicks roaming freely along the roads, which may actually be high-tech surveillance robots used to monitor the island. I had to bring my entire arsenal up to the hotel room in case one of the cocks decided to jump me. While exploring Kīlauea Volcano, a man named Peni Humuhumunukunukuapua’a offered to take me to a village where I drank a herbal concoction and was transported to another reality. I woke up 16 hours later in my hotel room."
