"Professor Dr. Clovis welcomed his friend Mr. Ktvski to Seal River Ranch, where we refined medieval horseback combat techniques while the horses were rewarded with delicious wine pies. After lunch, we went horseback riding along the highway while Mr. Ktvski checked out properties for sale to raise exotic zebras. Unfortunately, some drivers weren’t patient enough and got upset about the 3.6 mile traffic jam caused by our presence."
