"I, Professor Dr. Clovis, am leveling up today, yeah, it’s my birthday. Gotta shout out the time I turned 30. I was living in New York back then and decided to celebrate at this club called “Chippendales.” At this legendary spot, my friends brought along this very peculiar woman named Yuna. She was dressed in a leopard outfit and did this performance called “Thai ping pong.” After that night… let’s just say I never looked at the world the same way again."
