"Professor Dr. Clovis just hit the milestone of 1,000 loyal followers, ride-or-die supporters, and above all, friends people I always try to treat right and reply to whenever I can. To celebrate this legendary moment in human history, I’m gonna pick one follower to travel with me for over 48 hours above sea level all the way to Cape Horn. There, I’ll hook them up with a box of my new Fireball-flavored chocolates with 8% alcohol content, soon to be legalized for minors. And on top of that, I’ll lend my Rolls-Royce Cullinan so my follower can cruise around with some fine, thick women with crazy c"
