"Professor Dr. Clovis back in 2006. That year I was dating this fine but kinda crazy latina named Lucia down in Baton Rouge. I met her when I saw her getting arrested for shoplifting, it was love at first sight. I asked the cop which station they were taking her to and pulled up there to bail her out. That’s how our romance and wild little love story started. In November of 2006 I had just bought a brand-new Ford Bronco. One night at Lucia’s place we drank until I passed out. When I woke up, I realized the house was a rental and my Ford Bronco was gone. Lucia had dipped, and I never saw her aga"
